Footwear...made by visvim...so far, so good, right? Time for the the bad news: they're mandals. I don't care where or how these were made, or how cool you think you're going to look wearing these with some dad jeans and a denim noragi, they're still pretty, pretty *Larry David voice* heinous. Think of us in this particular scenario like your parents when you were a kid. You'd ask them to do something and they'd say no. Then you'd spend 15 minutes coming up with some sort of ill barter shit like, "but I'll clean my room for a week!" before getting totally shut down once again. Eventually you realized that their sole purpose in life was to destroy yours. Right, back to us. No new mandals.