Chef's Man-Whoring Jacket
Season 2, Episode 14
In an effort to be credited as the writer of Alanis Morissette's hit song "Stinky Britches," Chef attempts to hire Johnny Cochran for the lawyer's standard $2 million fee. According to Chef, the only feasible way to raise this amount is to whore himself out to every woman in South Park. With that said, Chef throws on his most sexual coat, which appears to have a red and black zebra stripe pattern. What lady could say no that a man in that?