Estate sales aren't for the grandchildren of dead white women anymore. The greatest actor of our time, Nicholas Cage, apparently had some things he wanted to get rid of so opened his doors to the public. There were the typical things you would expect to find at a yard sale: furniture, bags, clothes, copies of his Voodoo Child comic book, an ex-wife's underwear? Lucky shopper Jordan Morris went home with a piece of art labeled "Sacred Geometric Art for Meditation." This may be the greatest estate sale in history and we're pissed we missed it.