There's nothing that screams opulence like dropping $7,800—on a backpack. Joel Storella has made custom one-of-one bags for Boston's Bodega, each made of python skin. Don't think you can just stroll through the magic Snapple door and cop this bag right away, either. Each backpack is made on a case-by-case basis, specifically for each customer.

So, if you don't have any student loans and aren't saving up for any of these items, this might be your ideal investment piece. Just hurry up before pythons go extinct.

[via Bodega]