Ron Jeremy isn't only the dude you could never be, he's also a quite stylish feller. If you're not as "manly" as Monsieur Jeremy, or don't have a super hairy chest, you're in luck: there's now a T-shirt that gives you the same appearance as the adult film star—from the waist up.

Hirsute Couture has created the "1970s Hair Chest" sweater, a garment that imitates some of the most stylish dudes from 40-plus years ago, complete with a dollar sign gold chain. Instead of spending nonrefundable bread on "male-enhancement" pills, or getting some ridiculous surgery, just cop this sweater for $61, and let the ladies know what's up. Purchase the sweater here.

[via Firebox]