Menswear Dog: Brooks Brothers, $88 (3 for $225)
Next Level: Gitman Vintage, $165
You Only Live Luxe: Thom Browne, $320

To compete in the super-sprezzy world of #menswear, you're gonna need some beefy button-downs. Oxford cloth is known for its thick texture and casual feel. You don't need to iron these suckers, and the button down collar means you won't be popping them up anytime like a bro. Colors like blue and white are classic, and you should definitely have different kinds in your closet.