This U.S. Alteration tote is nice because it reminds me of vintage helmet bags. The OD green it’s not girly, it’s tough. I mean, how girly is carrying around a bag that could be holding your fighter pilot helmet? Well, it's mad girly if you’re a girl fighter pilot, but whatever, you get my point. What's your call sign? Maverick’s already taken. Let me know in the comments which radical call sign you're taking. The best one gets NOTHING BECAUSE GIVEAWAYS ARE FOR FUCKING CHUMPS. All you'll ever get from me is resentment.