The Bard is tired of your shit. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet from NeatoShop insults you in the way the epic writer would. Every time you open the wallet, one of seven different insults come hurling towards your face. It is made of lightweight, tear-resistant, and water-resistant Tyvek and comes with an off switch if you don't want to be insulted every day. The video below shows it at work.

[via NeatoShop]