Sure, you could be on CSI—if your thirst for justice was as strong as your search for Jordans. The moment Supreme drops a lookbook or a new shoe gets leaked on the Internet, you're already doing your homework. How many are going to be available per location? Which accounts are getting them? When do they drop online and at what time? You find all of this out months in advance. On drop day, if there are 25 people in front of you in line, the 1:5 ratio of resellers lets you know there are about five motherfuckers who may mess it up for everyone.
You could be an awesome detective