Crazy old man Pat is back. Pat Robertson, who famously asked if mac-and-cheese was a “black thing” and believes that some people who do karate inhale demons, has blessed us once again with his wisdom. This time around he advises that it’s better to be safe than sorry and pray over your second hand clothes to exorcise pre-existing demons that might be living in them. Fuck bed bugs, now we have to worry about demons from a sweater we purchased at Goodwill? The televangelist recalls a true story of a ring that was possessed, but it sounds a little like the plot from Lord of the Rings. Not that you already have a lot of precautions on the list when it comes to buying vintage clothing, now you have to pray to get the demons out of your clothes.

[via Esquire]