Check this Dries Van Noten canvas tote. 220 GBP gets you a plain canvas tote. Well, that, and the internal knowledge that you are humble stunting on everyone's face with a ridiculous piece of luxury. It will look like a giant purse, but it’s Dries, so fuck them haters who still try to enforce archaic gender archetypes. Although, if you do show up with a giant tote to our Starbucks hang I'm calling you Ashley Olsen for the rest of the day.