Bro, you’re going to look so Adrien BROdy with this Saturdays swag going so hard. Like, can you even imagine taking a couple swigs of that BROtein shake while laying out on that towel after a couple laps in the BROcean? You’re basically the king of shit—a real life BROseiden. Definitely not on Fire Island, though, nah, this ain’t my first BROdeo. Way too many BROmosexuals over there, no BROmo. Strictly BROmances with BROmosapiens. So dank. After that, quick BROchill sesh watching the most underrated BRO movie of all time: Star Wars. Cuddling up with your BROmeos, BROing down, watching the BROzillas—BROba Fett, C3p-BRO, the bro with the best bro flow ever, BROHAN BROLO. Fucking, even Jabba the Bro, bro! Head on over to Saturdays and cop some sweet bro swag for you and your bros. You’ll gonna pull so many sorostitutes, bro.