You are essentially ageless
It's impossible to tell what century you were born in when you wear head-to-toe streetwear and hyped brands. You could be 18 or you could be 30. Who the fuck knows? And who the fuck cares—you're among an elite group. And since you've been at it longer than most of these dudes, your experience helps you forge relationships with shop guys to get that latest drop, or actually gives you a nostalgic reason to purchase retros.