“The properties bound within these garments are indeed mystical and the very definition of purity. To adorn your body with a Pure Silk T-shirt is to bathe yourself in a stream of ecstasy, gently soothing & caressing you in its eternal embrace.”

Yo, that is the copy for these pure silk T-shirts from Game. I don’t think I can write anything more than "ninety nine dollars plus shipping and handling is a small price to pay for the ability to bathe yourself in a stream of ecstasy." Unless of course you got yourself a bunch of molly. In that case, pop that shit and start sweating.