Style Assessment: Well, he definitely got Kanye's memo. He definitely has some stylish aspects going on (camo, tight roll, vibrant blue bomber), but now is not the time to wear woven kicks!

Likelihood of Survival: No. Who the fuck would go sockless in wovens when it's colder than a witch's titty outside? This kid is gonna lose his feet, topple over, and then serve as a wind blockade for survivors to huddle behind.