Style Assessment: This guy clearly values warmth over steez, which, for now, is fine with us. Nothing too special is going on, but the jacket evokes Alexander Wang's FW13 collection. Dude definitely needs to find a better pair of hikers, though. Check out Diemme or Danner, homie!

Likelihood of Survival: With his face secured, this guy will only lose a few toes. Looks like his hands already froze and were chiseled off.