Norse Projects is keeping your warm this winter with this merino wool scarf. To be quite honest, I wore a scarf for the first time in a couple of years last night. Despite the fact that I usually wear this ugly neck gator, I can attest to the fact that it definitely helped with the type of girls that rejected me. No longer was I getting stares and weird looks from hoodrats, these were classy bishes. One of them was even drinking an appletini—crazy out of my league, B. If you want, you could get yourself unlimited class and buy the matching set of gloves. With that combo you could probably date a couple rungs up and get a chick that's got Applebee’s bread. Cha-ching.