The Hot Check-In Girl
Sometimes these parties take place in hard-to-find venues, so just look for the babe with a clipboard. Whether she's an intern or an assistant, the party planners always think that it's logical to put this chick at the door keep the uglies and uninvited out. It's a simple job. Mostly she just, sorta, has to stand there.
And yet, she's declined to ask anyone what alphabetical order means. Even worse, a crew of bloggers shows up and distracts her with their shiny wrist jewelry and are all granted admission. Whoops. Later in the night she simply disappears because she was cold or she went home with one of the male models. Will she get fired? Only if she remembers to go to work the next day.