The Well-Prepared Family
These are the neighbors you have that actually do things like fire drills and stock up weeks in advance for hurricanes and blizzards. Emergency preparedness is their forte, thanks to a paranoid dad and perennially-anxious mom. So when it comes to the biggest shopping day of the year, you can bet they'll hit up every store for the best shit like a gang of robbers pulling off the perfect heist. Like a well-oiled machine, dad will idle the minivan in the front of the store while mom and the kids rush in with their walkie-talkies executing their rehearsed plan of attack. They know it'd be easier to just buy everything online, but what's the fun in that?