These are the neighbors you have that actually do things like fire drills and stock up weeks in advance for hurricanes and blizzards. Emergency preparedness is their forte, thanks to a paranoid dad and perennially-anxious mom. So when it comes to the biggest shopping day of the year, you can bet they'll hit up every store for the best shit like a gang of robbers pulling off the perfect heist. Like a well-oiled machine, dad will idle the minivan in the front of the store while mom and the kids rush in with their walkie-talkies executing their rehearsed plan of attack. They know it'd be easier to just buy everything online, but what's the fun in that?