Alpha Nail Wants You to Wear Nail Polish, Bro

Reason #2: "Sex"

Alpha Nail's Reason: Get More Of It.

Complex's Reason: If you're an Alpha, then you're already slaying biddies at will. But did you ever stop and think, "Could I be slaying more biddies?" Yes, but only if you start wearing nail polish, fool. And have you even considered her needs? Every girl we know wants to feel like she's being finger-banged by a clown. 

Ideal Color: Midnight

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