In case you haven't heard, New York City is nothing short of a shitshow right now. Its public transportation system is shut down, people are being evacuated left and right and New Jersey governor Chris Christie is probably in some fortified location wolfing down Twinkies by box. I can't be the only person suffering cabin fever right now. Thankfully, the Internet has provided me some relief from the utter pain of boredom and the fact that my room is a complete and utter mess that I still won't clean up. Retail therapy does wonders you know. Instead of necessities like water and groceries, I instead will spend that money on steez. After all, since people are probably more concerned with necessities, online dopeness is much less likely to sell out. Time to strike while the iron's hot. I just hope there's an address left to deliver all this shit too.