A.P.C. went and got their Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez on, but had to make things as posh as possibly possible, naturally. Some quick details on these: 100% suede, faux fur lining, a leather insole AND 20% off for non-EU customers. I know shit is hard for my homies across the Atlantic right now, but I'm still gonna gloat each time I dodge that VAT like Neo in The Matrix. I consider that shit payback for every single time one of you accented, pomade hounds snatched up one of my sumptuous late night prospects at the bar. If you're walking away with some lady lumps, I'm walking away in a discounted pair of sneakers. We'll never be even, but at least I sleep a little bit better at night.