A Japanese brand’s cool factor is directly proportional to how insanely nonsensical its name is, so clearly Facetasm is pretty fucking awesome. Get this stars and bars T-shirt, because you love America and you love Japanese fashion all in one adorable little elitist package. You’re basically a walking example for how different countries can co-exist and even get along. Buy this 400 Pound shirt, which is, like, six hundred and seventy American monies. It’s expensive, but world peace is priceless, isn’t it? Thank you LN-CC for making the world a much better place by selling this T-shirt.