10 Style Choices That Make You A Well-Dressed Douchebag

White Jeans

The number one sign that everything you put on was deliberately calculated in order to make you stand out. You're out to prove that you know more about clothing than everyone else in your immediate vicinity, and they should not talk about style or you'll embarrass them. Also, it's a possible sign that you're definitely not on your man period and therefore are slightly less uptight than usual. Unless you're Andrew W.K., in which case, party on.

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