Portrayed by: George Clooney
Bruce Wayne may have billions, but money doesn't necessairily buy you style. Case and point, the rotten apple in the pack of Batmen, and probably the only time George Clooney looked swagless on the silver screen, a feat only Joel Schumacher could accomplish.
The unnecessary nipples get the most attention but really the whole suit is an eyesore, mostly due to hideous the all-over silver plating. What, is dude about to go snowboarding or something? (Yes, yes we know Mr. Freeze was the villain, but still.)