Would you pay money to have a pigeon pinch one off on your forehead? Probably not, right? Well Tom Cruise says "screw you" because he does. In fact, he pays a whole $180 for it. Recently, Mr. Holmes admitted he likes to splurge once in a while on a Geisha facial, a treatment comprised of powdered nightingale droppings and other "natural ingredients" like rice bran. While some of his cohorts are botox'ing it up and getting plastic surgery out the ying yang, he's rejuvenating his skin with pure bird shit. 

So, America; is Tom Cruise on one? [Huffington Post]