The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards was full of sartotial fuckery and Ricky Martin's look is just one example. Even back in the day when the Puerto Rican popstar was wooing ladies with metrosexuality and Latin dance moves, we always knew there was something tangy in his salsa. The tang that compels a man to wear silver lame pants. What The F*ck You Wearing, Ricky Martin?! What's up with the shiny leggings? How many rolls of aluminum foil did it take to make your pants? It's totally not cool to steal from Ke$ha's closet. Next time, just wear the matching suit pants.