No one had the balls to diss this drug lord back in the day, but now that he's 80 and doing appearances at Comic Cons we're going to take very cheap pot shots: Sir, that chinchilla stovepipe hat is hilarious. It is the luxury version of the Lucky Charms leprechaun topper and a clear indication that you ran out of shit to spend money on. It's called a charitable donation. Look into it. 

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