Because it’s the only thing that will keep you from crying. There are times when the game seems unfair and rigged. Know when to walk away, accept your losses, and live to play another day because if you’re in it for the long haul then one bad game, one bad afternoon—no matter how psychologically damaging—shouldn’t put you in a hole you’ll never be able to climb out of. Be disciplined, be diligent, and never forget that it’s entertainment. And one day it will be completely legal (just like the rigged piece of trash commonly known as daily fantasy sports) and no longer shunned by the nation’s sad sack of lawmakers who hypocritically deride it yet still allow the predatory lottery to exist.

Follow these rules, you'll have mad bread to break up.