If you decided to take that trip to Rio for this summer’s Olympics that officially kick off tomorrow, we hope you have your estate in order. Because we’re gonna be blunt here: Rio sucks right now. It's beautiful, yes. It's historical, yes. But it’s not a very safe place, and it surely isn’t a very healthy place—it’s unhealthy to swim, it’s unhealthy to breathe, it’s unhealthy to have sex. Basically, right now, it’s unhealthy to live in Rio.
So consider this your warning. If you happen to be in Rio right now, these are the 7 Ways You Can Die at the Summer Olympics.