John Cena was in Daytona Beach today to drive the pace car for one of the few NASCAR races we can name, and Fox Sports pit reporter Jamie Little was so wrapped up in her pre-event coverage that she walked right past him without even the slightest acknowledgment. For the record Cena is billed as 6'1" 251 lbs, or, in racing terms, roughly two-and-a-half Danica Patricks. Anyway, don't bother joking about how she couldn't see him. About 1,000 or so extremely clever people on Twitter have already beaten you to the punch on that one.
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