Dominic Bedard, a Quebec Major Junior Hockey League ref, got his nuggets busted last week with an outrageous (albeit perfect) throw of a "nearly full" beer can from a crazy person/fan named Alexandre Perron. Bedard's sin (in the mind of Perron) was assessing a roughing penalty against a player who happened to be Perron's brother. Bedard left the game but was able to eventually return, which makes perfect sense to anyone reading this who's ever been popped in the dick.
As for Alexandre, he was kicked out of the arena and promptly arrested. On May 10 he'll stand before a judge where he could get "charged with assault." We're not sure how Canadian law works but, in this instance, an eye-for-an-eye would seem more than appropriate.
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