The Broncos are playing like they're the No. 1 defense in the league. Denver, especially the hungry Von Miller, has been smothering the Patriots. Tom Brady has completed less than half of his passes and has thrown two interceptions. The Denver Police Department is concerned.
Petty. Look for the Patriots offense on your next milk carton.
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[via Denver Police Dept.]