Doesn't Adrian Peterson know that NFL running backs are not supposed to celebrate their 30th birthdays? Turning the big 3-0 is typically a sign that a running back's career is going downhill and that it's time to start thinking about retirement.

Apparently, AP didn't get the memo, though. Because over the weekend, he threw an "Arabic"-themed 30th birthday party down in Texas. As you can see in the photo above, it featured a camel. It featured costumes:

It featured cake:


Happy Birthday @adrianpeterson #30allday

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And of course (errr…?) it featured Jamie Foxx:

Sigh. Was this really the best theme AP could come up with?

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[via Deadspin]