The start of the 2014-15 NBA season is fast approaching, as teams have already started meeting with the press to talk about all the basketball set to unfold over the next few months. Today, the Washington Wizards held their media day, bringing reporters in to discuss all of the team's most exciting storylines in the upcoming season.
So, naturally, you'd think they were talking about John Wall's ascension to superstar status, Bradley Beal's emergence as an All-Star player, and the team's ability to build upon last season's success, right? Eh, not so much. All that anyone can seem to talk about are the mohawks Marcin Gortat and Martell Webster are rocking.
Gortat on the Mohawks: "Martell's sexual black chocolate and I'm sexual white chocolate so we have to look the same." pic.twitter.com/ewJDvoOnpz
— Sarah Kogod (@SarahKogod) September 29, 2014Admittedly, with a quote like that, why would you focus on anything else?
[via Barstool Sports]
