Team: New York Yankees
Position: Third Base
Cars: Porsche 911 Convertible, Maybach 57, A Mercedes-Benz Dealership, Ferrari 575 Maranello

A-Rod might not have the largest collection sitting at home, but thanks to owning his own Mercedes-Benz dealership down in Texas, he's technically got access to a bigger fleet than anybody on this list. Considering he's suspended, we imagine he'll be spending plenty of time relaxing in those plush Maybach reclining seats. Or maybe the new S-Class?