Today, Mr. Met joined Twitter and made the announcement with the following tweets: 

Before long, Kansas City Royals mascot Sluggerrr welcomed Mr. Met to the social media site, but what the hell is that second sentence about?

One Google search of "Sluggerrr lap dance" (but you didn't hear that from us) will show you that dude gets around. Hey Mr. Met, you and Mrs. Met got some talking to do over dinner, no? Of course, Mr. Met isn't going to air out his personal business on Twitter, so he replies with this comeback.    

Then, this was Sluggerrr's response: 

Again on my own? What is Sluggerrr suggesting? This thing is about to turn into a soap opera. Get your popcorn ready!   

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[via Deadspin]