The "Montreal Screwjob" shaped your outlook on life. To watch your favorite get jobbed in the spotlight made you realize no man is safe. Now you think everyone's out to get you. You listen to conspiracy theories from Alex Jones, surf the web peddling Dale Gribble-like apocalypse scenarios. You also keep the dirty jokes to yourself in the workplace (which is an actual good idea) because you never know when some brown nose is going to rat on you to the office Vince McMahon.