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"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Your charisma protrudes through everything you do. But your intensity scares the hell out of people who don't know you well. You've blown way too many opportunities in life with a misguided tone. You've been sent to rehab yet you don't do drugs. It's cost you in job interviews, friendships, and ruined the levity of every serious moment you've ever encountered. When you finally met the girl of your dreams, you played your game just right, got her in the bedroom and when she dropped her bra you exclaimed "Oooh yeah!" After that you logged onto Facebook, put in your password, and switched the status to: Single.

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