18. Kevin Garnett
Team: Brooklyn Nets
Hateful lowlight: His "Honey Nut Cheerios" dig at Melo
Kevin Garnett is the biggest shit talker in the stadium, even when he's on injured reserve. He'll stand at the end of a bench in a three-piece suit, scream the f-word all game long, and mean mug the camera with his trademark protruding jaw. It's hard to look at. Also, his proclivity for drawing cereal-based analogies for the vaginas of other player's wives, while maniacally original, doesn't do much for his popularity.