Paging, er, anyone. Anyone at all! Former Lions wide receiver Titus Young needs help right now. Can anyone give it to him?

Last weekend, Young was arrested twice in the same day—once for suspicion of a DUI and once for breaking into an impound lot to steal the car that he was driving when he got busted for suspicion of a DUI. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Young got arrested again—yes, AGAIN!—late Friday night for allegedly breaking into a home in San Clemente, Calif. He was charged with attempted burglary, assaulting a police officer, and resisting arrest after he was caught trying to break into a house. He also allegedly tried to run away from police officers and then fought with them when they caught up to him.

"There was a brief struggle," Orange County Sheriff Lt. Joe Balicki said yesterday. "He wanted to fight with the deputies. They ended up subduing him."

SMH. Seriously, bro? Somebody needs to take this guy under their wing right now. It's clear he needs a helping hand or at least someone willing to keep an eye on him for awhile. Anyone up for the challenge?

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[via ESPN]