Courtside Celebs Were Fans, Now They're Kardashians
Courtside seating was once reserved for Jack Nicholson, Spike Lee, and rich guys that actually liked basketball. Today, it's a celebutard fashion show. As sports-loving writers who can't afford a guacamole add-on to our Chipotle order, it infuriates us to watch a distracted-by-Instagram Rihanna sitting in the stadium's best seats. Now, even if you're rich and a basketball fan, you'll stare at the back of Khloe's enormous melon in the second row, while she and the rest of the Kardashian sisters plow through stadium nachos and million dollar athletes. This can't be life.