While we're still trying to wipe away any remaining images from Kazaam since its released in '96, at least we don't have to worry about any new Shaquille O'Neal movies haunting our dreams. The worst we have to deal with now are his Buick commercials. Forty-five seconds versus an hour and a half? That's what we call a win. Shaq's acting career is less athletes attempt to star in movies nowadays and for that, we are grateful.