San Diego police are (at this very moment) trying to figure out who was driving a newly-purchased $220,000 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 that was abandoned after a crash on Monday night.
The damaged LP640 was found about 11:45 p.m. on La Jolla Village Drive west of Interstate 5.
A short man (Pauly Shore?) and a tall blonde woman (Tara Reid?) were seen getting out of it and running away, police said.
We will keep you updated as events warrant.
[ViaThe Blemish]