Before we tell you exactly what happened to former WWE superstar X-Pac on Saturday night, we'd like you to take a moment to look at the image of him that's above this. Do you see that? He's smiling. And, not just some little "let me smile so people think I'm aight" smile, either. He looks like he's straight-up cheesing for the camera. Our question: HOW?!?
You see, on Saturday night, X-Pac suffered what may go down as the world's worst injury ever. While trying to land a Bronco Buster during a match in Minneapolis, he accidentally went crotch-first into a turnbuckle and tore his anus. Let that sink in—and then check out the description of the injury that his girlfriend Alicia Webb (that's her smiling alongside of him in the photo) provided on her Twitter account.
"We don't know if there is a medical term for it," she wrote, "but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not…this has happened to him once before!"
Wow. We don't really know what else to say. Except, yo, HOW ARE YOU STILL SMILING, SON?! So crazy.
[via Black Sports Online]