Every Mavericks win is a win for America at this point. Dallas had made a pact to not shave until they reach .500, which is unfortunate for most people because they have to watch Dirk Nowitzki's out-of-control-bear—a collage of fuzz that looks more like those fuzzy creatures in one of those Dr. Seuss books, minus the cute factor. Fortunately, game winners like the one Nowitzki made against the Bulls today means his facial hair— as well as everyone else on the team—should be gone soon. Not as epic as Trey Burke's, but you can't really hate on it nor Nowitzki's commitment to the pact.

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