3. Brad Miller
Stats: 13.9 PPG, 8.6 RPG, 2.7 APG
Voted In By: The coaches
Brad Miller is a two-time all-star, ladies and gentlemen. We don't know what else he does besides make a nice pass or make the occasional three. In no way shape or form should he be allowed to be introduced as: NBA All-Star Brad Miller. That is an injustice to us all.