Wifey Of: Peter Crouch, Stoke City (EPL)
Occupation: Model, TV Personality
We're not here to debate the merits of Abbey Crouch's attractiveness. The TV reporter is undoubtedly a beautiful woman. The question really is, how did Peter Crouch manage to persuade her to marry him? By all accounts, gangly Peter Crouch is one of the goofiest looking people ever to dot the ranks of professional sports. He is 6' 7" but probably weighs 130 pounds, the angle of some of his teeth defy all laws of physics, and he possesses few discernible skills on the field. The one thing he does have going for him, we suppose, is his positively goofy "robot dance" goal celebration that he only breaks out on the rarest of occasions.