Team: New York Mets
Years of Ownership: 2012-present
Championships Won and Playoff Appearances: N/A

Let's spare the pun of Bill Maher being a comedian and purchasing a stake in the joke that is the NY Mets. Well anyway, the Jersey native revealed that he became a "limited partner" of the team this year, although he refused to say how much he paid and how much of the team he owns. Yeah Bill, we wouldn't want to let people know such things either. We just hope he avoids any mentions in the next addition of this list.