What do Tim Tebow, God, Richard Petty, Cookie Monster, Clint Eastwood, John Kerry, Eric Cartman, Jesus, and Tigger all have in common?

Give up? Well, last week, they all reportedly received write-in votes in Ohio to become the next President of the United States. Yep. While you were sitting at home with your fingers crossed hoping and praying that people in the battleground state of Ohio voted for your candidate, there were actually people out there taking time out of their busy days to head to the polls to vote for one of those ridiculous names for President.

Good going, jackasses. Please don't give Timmy Touchdown—or Clint Eastwood, for that matter!—any ideas, okay?

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[via News Net 5]